Rage Against the Machine

This card is a tribute to the most ancient and reliable tech support method—violence.

When turning it off and on again fails, when Googling leads to even more confusion,

and when every troubleshooting guide mocks you with `Have you tried updating your drivers?` there’s only one option left: kicking the damn thing.

Will it fix the issue? Probably not.

Will it make you feel like a rockstar rebel? Absolutely.

Will your warranty cover it? …Let’s not talk about that.